Good god it’s 8:30 am and I’m already done with this day.
Let’s recap the timeline of events for you shall we?
12:30 am – Awakened by DH’s snoring. He has massive allergies and although it’s been really good lately, last night was as bad as it gets. Give up and move to the guest room. Of course I can’t go back to sleep until I go pee.
2:30 am – Awakened by the boy, crying because he peed in his bed. This is an extremely rare occurrence for him. Generally only happening a couple times a year and only when he’s extremely tired. I can’t bear to change the sheets and the mattress cover since to do so requires pulling off all 200 stuffed animals on the bed. Decide to do it tomorrow and let him come to the guest room with me. After I go pee, again.
3:30am – Finally go back to sleep.
5:30am – Awakened by the sound of cat puking on the floor near me. As soon as I move he runs and pukes more in the hall. Deja vu? No, I’m in just hell. And have to pee again.
6:00am – Hear DH get up for the day.
6:30am – Cute little boy next to me wakes up and snuggles in close. Highlight of the day.
6:45am – Cute little boy decides to go see daddy. Luckily I know Daddy will feed him breakfast.
7:10am – DH wakes me up. Gotta get the boy ready for school. (After I pee!)
8:00am – Walk down to the bus stop. It’s scheduled to arrive at 8:08 but is usually there at 8:05.
8:16am – Bus has still not come yet. Did I somehow miss it? Give up and walk back up the damn hill to the house. Resign myself to driving him in. Late.
8:20am – See bus pass by the intersection as I pull up to it.
8:22am – Can’t catch up in time for the next stop.
8:23am – Frantically beep horn as I pull up at the next bus stop. I hit panic button on keychain and can’t turn it off. Wake up neighborhood! Thank god bus driver waits. Bus was late due to mechanical difficulties. She is very sorry. I adore her. Boy gets on bus.
8:26am – Finally get coffee. Think about cleaning up cat puke and pee sheets. Blog instead. Do I have time for a nap before I have to pick him up at 11am? I’d better not, the way this day is going, I might not wake up in time. Crap.
I hope the rest of you are having a better day than I am. If you’re not, feel free to vent!